Ruphio Pheonix In: BARBENHEIMER (A Catfish Timebomb) - POD AWFUL PODCAST LF17
Since the beginning of time. Since the first gamer. There have always been incels. Ruphio Pheonix, the King of Gamers, has been plagued by a series of catfish girlfriends. Many times it has seemed like the Pod Awful Cult itself was behind them, but when Ruphio showed up with a brand new girlfriend named Barbie, one that nobody from the Cult had ever heard of, everything changed. Suddenly Ruphio had been whisked away by a mysterious, gorgeous woman who seemed perfectly packaged for Ruphio. She even came with accessories, like her best friend Megan. It all seemed too suspicious, so PODAWFUL spent MONTHS attempting to save Ruphio from the catfish while she drained his bank account. Can the Cult stop Ruphio before his new blond bombshell blows up in his face?
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I wanted Mersh. He's due for one.
I don't care.
Suck on a bone while you go cross-eyed waiting then, faggot.
Monolith Ruphio is hilarious
Wow his teeth are getting even worse it looks like he’s on route to lose all his front teeth not just the two. They look rotting
The exchange at 14:41 with Ruphio telling his mom about his natural endowment of blessed fluids is such a gem of this masterpiece of modern cinema. Praise Deer God!
Lol @ boat changing his name at 13:00
When the bomb went off, I nearly died of laughter
“For every person who dreams up the electric light bulb, there's the one person who dreams up the (((N I G G E R))) bomb.” —George Lopez
Ruphio is so retarded it's funny.
“Do you WANT to taste like a diseased
cattle ?”— RuphioPheonix
He is beyond the pale of retardation.