Ruphio Pheonix In: BARBENHEIMER (A Catfish Timebomb) - POD AWFUL PODCAST LF17

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Ruphio Pheonix In: BARBENHEIMER (A Catfish Timebomb) - POD AWFUL PODCAST LF17

Since the beginning of time. Since the first gamer. There have always been incels. Ruphio Pheonix, the King of Gamers, has been plagued by a series of catfish girlfriends. Many times it has seemed like the Pod Awful Cult itself was behind them, but when Ruphio showed up with a brand new girlfriend named Barbie, one that nobody from the Cult had ever heard of, everything changed. Suddenly Ruphio had been whisked away by a mysterious, gorgeous woman who seemed perfectly packaged for Ruphio. She even came with accessories, like her best friend Megan. It all seemed too suspicious, so PODAWFUL spent MONTHS attempting to save Ruphio from the catfish while she drained his bank account. Can the Cult stop Ruphio before his new blond bombshell blows up in his face?

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Royce'sFarthole
PF

I wanted Mersh. He's due for one.

Reply to Comment. Posted on Oct 02 2023 at 12:28AM UTC.
PodAwful
JP

I don't care.

Reply to Comment. Posted on Oct 02 2023 at 04:10PM UTC.
SemiverbalDiapebeast
VT

Suck on a bone while you go cross-eyed waiting then, faggot.

Reply to Comment. Posted on Oct 02 2023 at 04:27PM UTC.
Slow Chedda
SC

Monolith Ruphio is hilarious

Reply to Comment. Posted on Oct 02 2023 at 02:50AM UTC.
InSpades
IS

Wow his teeth are getting even worse it looks like he’s on route to lose all his front teeth not just the two. They look rotting

Reply to Comment. Posted on Oct 02 2023 at 03:10AM UTC.
Bob_Sphincter
RB

The exchange at 14:41 with Ruphio telling his mom about his natural endowment of blessed fluids is such a gem of this masterpiece of modern cinema. Praise Deer God!

Reply to Comment. Posted on Oct 02 2023 at 05:04AM UTC.
Smocaine
SO

Lol @ boat changing his name at 13:00

Reply to Comment. Posted on Oct 02 2023 at 05:49AM UTC.
Smocaine
SO

When the bomb went off, I nearly died of laughter

Reply to Comment. Posted on Oct 02 2023 at 11:02AM UTC.
SemiverbalDiapebeast
VT

“For every person who dreams up the electric light bulb, there's the one person who dreams up the (((N I G G E R))) bomb.” —George Lopez

Reply to Comment. Posted on Oct 02 2023 at 04:29PM UTC.
CrudePixels
JJ

Ruphio is so retarded it's funny.

Reply to Comment. Posted on Oct 03 2023 at 06:07AM UTC.
vontwinks@gmail.com
GVT

“Do you WANT to taste like a diseased

cattle ?”— RuphioPheonix

Reply to Comment. Posted on Oct 03 2023 at 09:55AM UTC.
OMGWTFUXORZ
MR

He is beyond the pale of retardation.

Reply to Comment. Posted on Oct 05 2023 at 04:25PM UTC.

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