Since the beginning of time. Since the first gamer. There have always been incels. Ruphio Pheonix, the King of Gamers, has been plagued by a series of catfish girlfriends. Many times it has seemed like the Pod Awful Cult itself was behind them, but when Ruphio showed up with a brand new girlfrien...

The Writer's Guild of America has been on strike for months, crippling Hollywood. Thanks to ONE PHONE CALL from Jesse P-S (The Greatest Guy), an agreement has been reached and the Hollywood writers will be getting BACK TO WORK on their terrible movies and tv shows about how King Arthur was actual...

THE WORST PODCAST THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. It shouldn't be possible. The five top hosts in Late Nite TV, the five men who speak to audiences of millions on legacy media... the five... white guys. Thanks to the WGA Writer's Strike and their own refusal to pay their employees, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fal...

Tom Gulley declaring war and saying he is going to kill my wife and children because he doesn't understand Fair Use!I will forgive Tom because he is being manipulated by liars and retards, and of course his brain is from a reanimated corpse, but this is the LAST TIME I forgive him.Counter-claim h...

Chris Kattan is OBSESSED WITH SKIN. Mr. Spergers sent some skin to Candace. Kattan does the worst stand-up ever and slowly admits to the crowd that he is a flesh consuming creature. Dirk dumps chemicals into his eyes.

For decades cryptozoologists have been studying and tracking strange beasts looking for any proof that creatures such as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, the Chupacabra, or The Mothman actually exist. Yet, Chris Kattan has been openly plaguing and terrorizing the public for over 20 years without c...

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The most NOTORIOUS predator online. The internet's most disturbed user. A man of PARANORMAL CRIMES so severe we can't list them on Youtube. For years authorities only knew him by the name "KLAM KING," but the POD AWFUL CULT has unswirled the mystery once and for all. Klam King was unmasked on a l...

Friend of the show Steve Smash Mouth passed away and I just wanna pay a little tribute to him.

Immediately after the "Is Ethan Ralph SOBER?" episode, Ethan happened to start up ANOTHER Twitter space. I joined in and offered Ethan the chance at an AMAZING opportunity. A TWO WEEK PAID VACATION FROM THE INTERNET. All in an effort to destroy "The Sektur."

Ethan Ralph claims to be "sober as a judge." "OBJECTION!" screamed the entire internet. After Mr. Metokur's New Skeleton Bone Drive Stream, I joined Ethan in a Twitter Space and the results were a bit disastrous. As a small-town Pizza Lawyer, and someone who has never had a drop of the drink, it'...

We are TESTING GREEN/ FIX UR MIC RETARDS: The Podawful training camp for voice chat etiquette/ NO MORE MADDOX/ Jesse has sworn himself to retardation instead of arguing with Dick simps/ HATE MAIL/ Strong names/ Riley is a GIRL'S NAME/ DIRK wants to fuck his dad and sabotages Daddy Dirks relations...

Also, for some reason, Stardust is a banana.

THIS IS NOT A DRAMA CHANNEL. We've somehow traveled back in time to 2018, and Maddox has released a brand new video. I haven't talked to Maddox in lord knows how long, but the madman did what every other Youtuber is too chicken to do. Put out a video EXPOSING HIS WHANG. Sorry, I mean put out a vi...

FRIDAY NIGHT SHOW RETURNS/ TECH PROBLEMS INFINITELY/ Mersh new car show dream/ Mersh's radio needs a mechanic/ Ruphio breaks banking using gaming/ Charles Howell notices a pattern/ Jesse warns against the perils of cult dating/ Chewie is dating Caroline/ Zephod made Angie have a big baby freakout...

MERSH IS MELTING DOWN! But not in weight. After checking in on Mersh's weight loss journey, Mersh has gone into a complete tailspin threatening to KILL Jesse, and asking his crazed fans to pull the trigger for him. We check in to see how Mersh's boxing lessons are going, watch him waddle on Infow...

We discovered wannabe rapper and Kick streamer Lil Skam streaming to 2 people late one night, and we were delighted to find out that anything you type into his chat is instantly read through TTS on stream, no cap. After hours of torturing him with nonsense, the Pod Awful Cult challenged Lil Skam ...

FULL 10+ HOUR LONG STREAM: https://rumble.com/v38toeo-killstream-the-fuck-cozy-festival.html PODAWFUL joined the Killstream for the F Cozy Festival, and managed to hack into the mainframe and stream Ethan to Cozy TV. Featuring Porsalin, Michael Alberto, Baked Alaska, Salvopancakes, and Jaden McN...

White Boy Summer's come and passed I'm trying to lose my fat ass   I'll be ripped by September 1st   Like my father, I'm a drunk Two more years, I've kept my chunk   I'll be ripped by September 1st   Here comes door dash again Calling for more slaw Drenched in more ranch again I slur...

PORSALIN is here! It's finally August, so you know what that means! MERSH from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis promised that by August NOBODY would be able to call him fat anymore. Not Gavin McInnes, not Ryan Katsu Rivera, not Podawful. NOBODY. Of course, that was two Augusts ago. Surely b...