Drew W. Shield gets gooed, Michael Wright's high school zombie flick, Bob Hickman's Halloween wishes, Wild Man Chris curses the Holy Spirit and also a parking lot, Ching Chang Chong gets lost, Brian Alan Fortune's threat to his viewers, and I nearly held Kattan at gunpoint.

EPISODE 34: Dark Future. RULE 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. Unfortunately, the Goons exist. I was watching old ROTC clips when I was reminded of that time Royce said, "And there it is, there's the dick measuring contest!" I couldn't help but think to myself, "Great idea!" It's Short-Arme...

Legal Cheese Pizza, a thought experiment/ Master Studios: Fat Man In A Tiny Hat Halloween/ Kay and the raccoons/ Asterios Kokkinos life is over/ Dick Masterson's worst year/ Revenge Of The Cis interviews Dick Masterson while starstruck/ ROTC is gay/ Fuck Dick Masterson, the liar/ Fuck Royce and M...