EPISODE 34: Dark Future. RULE 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. Unfortunately, the Goons exist. I was watching old ROTC clips when I was reminded of that time Royce said, "And there it is, there's the dick measuring contest!" I couldn't help but think to myself, "Great idea!" It's Short-Arme...

Everyone has a TAKE on the Will Smith and Chris Rock thing. EVERYONE. Howard Stern. Ben Shapiro. Nick Rekieta. Steven Crowder. Jim Carrey. Russel Brand. Sam Hyde... really? Sam, too? Jesus. Who else, uh... REDBAR actually came back to life just to say something about it, and then promptly returne...

CELEBRATE WITH FATHER. Jesse found out Jareth Timothy Taylor (Legend and Hero PBUH) is a father and celebrates the news. An incredible discovery is made about the incest-pedo GOONfather himself, EichenWalt. Turns out, he has a connection to DR. PHIL. Plus, a call to Jesse's Dad, where they discus...

KYLE LEWIS is here! The internet sniffed out another complete B.S. virtue signal campaign used to sell some crappy product. This time, it was BULLYHUNTERS, a feminist bent gamer rescue squad sent to murder the misogynists online who use no-no words. Jesse has some exclusive proof their entire str...

X110 The greatest, most legendary hero in all of Canada is Jareth Timothy Taylor. At only 15-years-old he single-handedly shot and killed every single person in a military base in Sierra Leone, Africa. Now everyone in Africa knows his name. Women constantly hit on him, too. There is one problem,...