Jareth Timothy Taylor: ⚔LEGENDARY HERO⚔ (ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʟᴏᴀᴅs)

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The greatest, most legendary hero in all of Canada is Jareth Timothy Taylor. At only 15-years-old he single-handedly shot and killed every single person in a military base in Sierra Leone, Africa. Now everyone in Africa knows his name. Women constantly hit on him, too. There is one problem, though. A nasty rumor is spreading that Jareth takes loads to the face, and only Jesse, Jareth's new best friend, can stop it.