Drew W. Shield gets gooed, Michael Wright's high school zombie flick, Bob Hickman's Halloween wishes, Wild Man Chris curses the Holy Spirit and also a parking lot, Ching Chang Chong gets lost, Brian Alan Fortune's threat to his viewers, and I nearly held Kattan at gunpoint.

James has a Winter Penis/ Big Mouth and the One Drop Rule/ Time to lynch racist cartoons/ Freeloaders want World War Cis and are COMPLAINING/ Revenge Of The Cis goes down live/ Stealing social media handles/ Daniel Cilley's cracked TV/ Committing CRIMES in the name of Pod Awful/ Ching Chang Chong...

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Steven Crowder is in his 30's, married to a beautiful woman, loves to dress up like a lady, and for some reason doesn't have a kid. Weird. Can't put my finger on it, but something tells me something strange is going on there. Maybe Greg Gutfeld from Fox News knows why. He had ...

I am LOOPY/ The plot of Chang's new book, I.-B.A.B.Y. INC./ An incel tries to figure out why he was rejected after scaring the shit out of a woman/ I get interviewed by nazis/ Calling the cops on Katie Donahue/ Filling The Dick Show subreddit with Hate Art/ Egg Vibes

My knee/ Coronapanic is women's fault/ Stoody is a look-at-me guy/ Santa Cruz Joker has a SICKNESS/ Ching Chang Chong annoys the bus driver/ The Goon Office is empty/ Australia is a retard island/ Black people do be silly/ Don't Say The R-Word (Spread The Word)/ Jesse talks to Bill Nye, for real/...

COVID-19 is taking over and I didn't take it seriously enough. Not only is it infecting Goons, but it also made my Youtube channel get terminated. Well that's it. I've had enough. I'm going to infect myself with the FATAL FLU. We start this episode off with an interview with Krystal Khali, one of...

The Coronovirus has spread worldwide from Wuhan, China, and here I am eating my usual bat soup like a big dummy. Well now my girlfriend and I are infected, so I guess I gotta cure this stupid Asian bug-people disease or we are all gonna die. In order to stop it, we have to find the PATIENT ZERO o...

Ching Chang Chong/ Anthony Orion/ Daniel Cilley/ The Potato Game/ The Return Of Batman And Arrow In James Bond/ Pastor Michael Smith Makes A Prank Call/ Discord Sucks

Legal Cheese Pizza, a thought experiment/ Master Studios: Fat Man In A Tiny Hat Halloween/ Kay and the raccoons/ Asterios Kokkinos life is over/ Dick Masterson's worst year/ Revenge Of The Cis interviews Dick Masterson while starstruck/ ROTC is gay/ Fuck Dick Masterson, the liar/ Fuck Royce and M...

Weinerville was a pedophile kid's show nobody remembers/ Jesse was in Porsalin's latest documentary about Baked Alaska/ New Shirt: DARK FUTURE/ Ching Chang Chong's Secrets kept video was deleted/ Debate over TJ shooting a gun out his window/ Charles Howell's demo reel/ Lenny Ways has the grossest...

It's Father's Day. Ching Chang Chong's dad has died. He's also been stealing a baby. Ruphio Pheonix is finally going to start taking care of his kid. Charles Howell is still annoying his daughter. Jesse's dad calls in to the show to help give an idea of the family sense of humor. They go over a p...

Ruphio goes live!!!/ Brandon Marshall is becoming Susan/ Brandon's UNCOVERED SCHEMES/ Chang's big audition/ Bob Hickman knows his own theme song/ Spooky Charles gets attacked by demons/ Chang is drunk/ Deandra Will Never Get Money indiegogo/ WIKI UPDATES: Bryn Berg, Deandra Smith, The 9/11 Boyz a...

Bob Hickman (#SAMESIZE) wrote a bizarre book called "Visions of the Beast with Seven Heads and Ten Horns" that his nephew claims may reveal Bob to be a murderer. Jesse has gotten the book and plans to crack the code. Also, Chau Van Truong (Ching Chang Chong) is getting producers for his movie "Se...

Jesse joined the Intelligent Dark Web/ Also the Big Brained Nibbas Squad/ Operation Lawtism Dark Web/ Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson are idiots/ Steven Crowder and AUGold/ Ching Chang Chong isn't allowed to kiss babies/ Weekend At Bernies/ Pete Davidson's suicide watch/ A Little bit Of Country Wit...

Lee wants to make reaction videos, Kay's messages with fans, Chang paid a girl to hang out with him, Jordan is a Cum Star, and The Spiritual Smartass is becoming trans.

James is very small, Chang is a dead Goon, Drake is being Gaslighted, and Jordan is a baby.

Two #GOONS collide as Ching Chang Chong finds himself in legal troubles with his local library. Oddly enough, he sought out the professional help of none other than Actual Blackface Lawyer himself, Nick Rekieta (AKA #LAWTISM). Apparently his Lawsplaining only lead to Chang admitting on camera tha...

RYAN KATSU RIVERA is here! Hapas are Asian/white halfbreeds that have all the vitriol of a white supremacist, and all the penis of an Asian man. Their entire existence is questioning why Asian women hook up with dopey white dudes instead of them, the supreme gentlemen. They are bigger #incels tha...

The dirty details behind Jesse's appearance on Jordan's Canadian radio show, and why he doesn't have a radio show anymore. Plus, more Facebook Zuckings, and Chang goes to the Mayor.

Jesse's favorite Goon, CHING CHANG CHONG (AKA Chau Van Truong), has hilariously put out a video of himself accidentally exposing his dick while trying to steal valor. This is a TINY pee-pee. Jesse also attempts reading Chang's book, The Naisa Mafia, which might be the worst book ever published. P...