We crashed The Dickheads Podcast/ I talked to Maddox again and gave him some NUCLEAR GOSS/ CedTek Support/ Dick can't trust his fan art/ I prank called The Killstream and made Royce and Mersh go silent/ Plank calls ROTC out for buying twitter followers/ We meet Savage.EXE, an absolute KING who is...

The SANTA CRUZ JOKER just can't keep me off his mind. I guess because I am living there RENT FREE. I haven't spoken to him or about him for weeks, yet the other day he made a 9 minute Instagram story about me "ruining his life." So just when I thought I was done with him, it is time to go into ev...

Because of my TRANSVESTIGATIONS, I have many Dark Forces trying to take me down. I've flown too close to the sun, uncovering the TRUTH behind the conspiracies. One such Dark Force is Lokill Lynch, a psychotic (((BEING))) operating in the 10th Dimension who definitely doesn't do meth. Lokill belie...

Dick Masterson from The Dick Show podcast has turned into the thing he hates, a certified, Grade F LOLCOW. He's been exposed as a polyamorous cuck, a sniveling simp, and a balding transgender science experiment. As if the embarrassment from all of that wasn't enough, Dick has gone and topped hims...

I am LOOPY/ The plot of Chang's new book, I.-B.A.B.Y. INC./ An incel tries to figure out why he was rejected after scaring the shit out of a woman/ I get interviewed by nazis/ Calling the cops on Katie Donahue/ Filling The Dick Show subreddit with Hate Art/ Egg Vibes

BILLIE EILISH is a MAN. DICK MASTERSON is a WOMAN. BILL AND MELINDA GATES are INVERSE-GENDER PEDOPHILE VAMPIRES. All of this is true according to the Youtube TRANSVESTIGATION community, a collective dedicated to uncovering the Satanic plot of the TRANS AGENDA. Every single celebrity on Earth is s...

The Nirvana Lyric You Have Been Singing Wrong For YEARS: On the 26th anniversary of Nirvana frontman, Kurt Cobain's suicide, I have decided I have had enough of the internet TEENZ getting the lyrics wrong. I have been in a 5 year Youtube comment fight with all variety of morons over the song "You...

I refuse to pick up dog crap/ Some fat dyke yelled at me/ Is Arpanet copying?/ Some very nice words/ Joshua Dufurrena wants to travel time/ Hey high schoolers, please be my cousin/ A Chinawoman craps in a yard/ Autistic black puppet impressions

Sex Creep and star of #MeToo, Kyle Cease, was stupid enough to file a false copyright strike against me. Well I won that one, but I have the sneaking suspicion it isn't over. I assemble the BRAIN TRUST™ to strategize our next moves, we recover intel that Kyle may have a fatal illness, a communica...

Pranking Al Gore, John Podesta, and George Soros/ We beat kyle Cease/ Have sex with Bob Hickman/ Dick Masterson is a lolcow/ The Mad Shangi gets hacked by 1185/ 5G Radiation Sickness or Kahuna Virus?/ Janes... Jame? is mad at Billy Joel/ Frankie MacDonald goes "live" on another podcast/ All Youtu...

Everyone is talking about iDubbbz and how he is now a simp because his girlfriend has an OnlyFans account. One of those prominent voices criticizing his simpitude is that of Dick Masterson (Dax Herrera). There is just one problem, Dick has become a huge internet lolcow, and is a simp himself. I h...

Please do not add Pizza Fund episodes to Youtube playlists. Anyone caught doing so will have to be removed from their account immediately until the problem is rectified.No, it doesnt matter if your channel is small or its "just your personal Youtube account."No, it doesn't matter if you need to d...

Bill Nye The Science Guy has been shamed from the science community. Rumors abound that he is mean to fans. But is he really a Bill Nye The Bad Guy™? The answer is... yes, and I proved it by prank calling him as a mentally retarded girl. Hear the uncut, uncensored audio from Bill's podcast, Scien...

Alpha Lord MuRiDa, Drew W. Shield, is a 5th Dimensional Love Light Warrior from the future, here to save us all, and work for the reptilians and the Illuminati. Part of his job is to stop COVID-19 by having sex with as many women as possible. He is capable of giving girls super powers through int...

My knee/ Coronapanic is women's fault/ Stoody is a look-at-me guy/ Santa Cruz Joker has a SICKNESS/ Ching Chang Chong annoys the bus driver/ The Goon Office is empty/ Australia is a retard island/ Black people do be silly/ Don't Say The R-Word (Spread The Word)/ Jesse talks to Bill Nye, for real/...

The DRUNKEN PEASANTS made fun of THE SANTA CRUZ JOKER's embarrassing livestream fight, so now Harlan is calling out T.J. KIRK (AKA THE AMAZING ATHEIST) to come and fight him. There's just one problem... T.J. doesn't host The Drunken Peasants anymore. Once again The Joker has been made to look lik...

Everybody is looking for toilet paper right now, and I have plenty of it... used.

James preps for the VIRUS/ Font Chat/ My channel is in limbo/ A neckbeard defends me/ The Kyle Cease Avengers/ Drew W. Shield didn't get to fuck 40 women/ BEAVER/ British people cannot pronounce their own language/ Heroin Life Updates/ Getting to know Stoody/ Anthony Orion's short film about a le...

COVID-19 is taking over and I didn't take it seriously enough. Not only is it infecting Goons, but it also made my Youtube channel get terminated. Well that's it. I've had enough. I'm going to infect myself with the FATAL FLU. We start this episode off with an interview with Krystal Khali, one of...

Corey Feldman premiered his documentary, MY TRUTH: THE TALE OF 2 COREYS, all about the Hollywood pedophile cabal. It didn't go off without a hitch though. The live stream was shut down midway through for all the paying customers, and Corey and his team blamed mysterious hackers for the attack. We...