The Washington Football Team (Formerly the Washington Redskins, and before that the D.C. Feather Savages) were my local NFL team growing up, and as a Native American man I feel a bit disappointed they are no longer going to use the Redskins name and logo. Having just lost the greatest Twitter han...

Mersh from Nightwave Radio has a certain effect on his audience. He tricks them into this bizarre loyalty club where they are compelled to white knight and simp for him whenever he gets bullied online. I assume its because every Nightwave listener has their own mini-Nightwave show they are trying...

"Brain Death" isn't real/ The Buffalo James is the worst sandwich in history/ Epstein Island/ Redbar listeners HATE when Mike sings/ KiwiFarms gives me the greatest compliment of all time/ Nuka Zeus' transformation into a Melanated Individual/ Poodles reveals a DARK SECRET in slow motion/ I want ...

RYAN KATSU RIVERA IS HERE to completely ruin the show! The Dark Future has broken my funny bone. I don't know when to laugh anymore, and I don't know what's funny. The world is completely upside down, cats and dogs livin' together, and I'm just trying to make fun of the internet. BUT EVERYTHING O...

I am too depressed by the Dark Future to continue on/ Wearing masks is stupid/ Magi has brain damage/ Amy Tumor is having a mental breakdown on Facebook and getting naked/ A song about the Kahunavirus by Master Studios/ Prank calling James' favorite sandwich shop again/ Charles Howell's daughter ...

Global Child Sex Trafficking rings are real, and here in the DARK FUTURE™ it is completely possible that anyone is involved, including a giant shipping company like Wayfair. The conspiracy theorists are digging into the idea that children are being packed into cabinets and sold off to anyone who ...

THE ONLY OFFICIAL TIMELINE of how Dick Masterson went from the Biggest Pretend Chad in The Universe, to the face of Simpery and a Kiwifarms lolcow. Dick has now been MAD AT THE INTERNET for a solid two months, and it has all culminated in him being added to a BLACKLIST by MasterCard. He can no lo...

I've been against pot culture my whole life but I finally met a man who changed my mind. He is weed in human form and his name is Cannaman. One of the kindest, gentlest men I've ever known, and not just an advocate for marijuana, but an educator about having the disease of full blown AIDS. It is ...

Hitler/ Redbar keeps copying/ Mersh is a Beemer guy/ Drew W. Shield's witchy fans/ James' favorite sandwich shop finds out he is a pedophile/ What color is James' debit card?/ A white rapper leans in on the AAVE/ Charles Howell won't wear a mask, fuck you/ A giant fat man covered in spaghetti get...

(This episode is completely lip synced.) Mike David from Red Bar Radio decided to do a 6 hour show all about little old me. His claims are that I am copying him. What have I copied? Well, apparently Mike invented clapping. And he invented not having ads. And singing karaoke. He promises there's a...

David Otto, the Australian musician/scammer we fooled into thinking was getting a HUGE festival gig on the show a month ago has been up to his old tricks, and slowly UNSPOOLING as the result of discovering our prank. He is still hiring naive young girls to join his band that is a front for a sex ...

James has a Winter Penis/ Big Mouth and the One Drop Rule/ Time to lynch racist cartoons/ Freeloaders want World War Cis and are COMPLAINING/ Revenge Of The Cis goes down live/ Stealing social media handles/ Daniel Cilley's cracked TV/ Committing CRIMES in the name of Pod Awful/ Ching Chang Chong...

Dante The Comic has been LARPing as a social justice activist for weeks now, so it is a really bad time for his biggest client and best friend, former porn star RON JEREMY to be accused by FOUR DIFFERENT WOMEN OF RAPE. Dante must have already been sweating considering the current avalanche of com...

Some technical difficulties/ I got a weird comment/ The most insidious goon of all is back/ And he is POSTING!/ Magi drew the most spine-chilling drawing of me/ Charles Howell has old man hair/ The new Eminem is looking for a black Unicorn/ Joshua Duferrena says a bad word/ A MEGA KAREN loses it ...

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Steven Crowder is in his 30's, married to a beautiful woman, loves to dress up like a lady, and for some reason doesn't have a kid. Weird. Can't put my finger on it, but something tells me something strange is going on there. Maybe Greg Gutfeld from Fox News knows why. He had ...

The followup to Royce's grooming phone call with a girl. We watch his terrible podcast Hippojuice to see how strained the relationship with his wife is. The show is awful, and I apologize, but we do get some good info out of this one and we MAKE ROYCE PAY. Plus some chatting with the troops about...

I've made fun of Royce and Mersh a lot over the past year, but this is different. This is BIG. It is uncomfortable. It is revealing. And it isn't actually about Mersh at all. Royce Lopez has been talking to girls behind his wife's back. Or are they in an open relationship? Either way, I have it r...

Gabbie Hanna from The Gabbie Show has had a complete public meltdown. She believes that Youtube has shadowbanned her videos, and that they have personally been gaslighting her by telling her this isn't the case. Women, man. They all think they are owed something. Gabbie is freaking out and bawlin...

My old room mate, "comedian" Kenan Jerome Floyd, tried to get me added to a list of racist comedians. Like a lot of clout-chasing comedians now, he considers himself a bit of an activist ever since his uncle George Floyd died and this #BLM thing started really POPPIN' OFF. Now that I am on GaS Di...