STAR WARS used to be my favorite movie series of all time. I'm not sure if it was just growing up and not becoming a Funko Pop collector that ended that, or if it was Disney producing the absolute worst garbage movies that soured me to the franchise. Either way, I now have an Encyclopedia Autisti...

Jesse received a bizarre phone call threatening him and his family and has tracked down the man who called him/ Ruphio Pheonix joins and the show becomes Runnin' With Rifles with an anti-semitic twist.

Shalyn becomes an official GOON/ ROTC wastes their opportunity to interview Alex Jones/Jesse calls Alex BONES/Mike (aka redbomb) BOMBS on a simple prank call. Jules wants to eat Jesses ass/ Asshair chat/ poodles is 98% coherent now/ shosgiving ends in heartbreak for Merl when she finds Soup with ...

Checking out the chair specs/ Charles Howell's thoughts on poetry/ Other people discovering Kay/ The internet does not deserve comedy/ Mersh sniffed bones so hard he deleted a ton of his videos/ Mersh is sensitive over Redbar/ Mersh speaks whalesong/ Corey is cucked by Stoody/ Mersh tells his sid...

Getting Brad fired/ HI FUCKERS/ The Pod Awful Wiki/ Dick Masterson and Ethan Ralph open up a hotel for Pod Awful inside their minds/ Adding Goons to the Tier list, and Ranking the C tier/ Calling a terrified Jackbox streamer on Twitch/ Another streamer gets trolled with his daughter's name/ A fem...

The Washington Football Team (Formerly the Washington Redskins, and before that the D.C. Feather Savages) were my local NFL team growing up, and as a Native American man I feel a bit disappointed they are no longer going to use the Redskins name and logo. Having just lost the greatest Twitter han...

Global Child Sex Trafficking rings are real, and here in the DARK FUTURE™ it is completely possible that anyone is involved, including a giant shipping company like Wayfair. The conspiracy theorists are digging into the idea that children are being packed into cabinets and sold off to anyone who ...

I've made fun of Royce and Mersh a lot over the past year, but this is different. This is BIG. It is uncomfortable. It is revealing. And it isn't actually about Mersh at all. Royce Lopez has been talking to girls behind his wife's back. Or are they in an open relationship? Either way, I have it r...

Hila Klein from the H3 Podcast and h3h3 productions recently tweeted out a selfie wearing a shirt she made to show support for the Black Lives Matter protests. While she claims she wouldn't be selling her "I Can't Breathe" t-shirt in her Teddy Fresh clothing line, it seemed suspicious. I thought ...

For seven whole months I have been pranking our ghost hunting #Goon Spooky Charles into thinking he had an agent who was going to make him a star. When I killed off the character, he thought all hope was lost, until he received a phony call from her widower, Dan. Of course, Dan was ALSO me. In th...

Our ghost hunting #Goon SPOOKY CHARLES has been having a tough time ever since the loss of his agent, Laura Craftbay-Oneta. He has been finding solace in leaving overly-long, insane, rambling voicemails to Laura's widower, Dan. We take a listen to his most recent voicemail, and his plans to take ...

I turned Dick Masterson into a lolcow, and he was SO WORRIED that I would do my next episode on his girlfriend, 80's Girl. Why though? She has nothing to hide right? I mean, it's Mother's Day, and she wants more than anything to get married and be a mother, but Dax just keeps her an old spinster....

The Nirvana Lyric You Have Been Singing Wrong For YEARS: On the 26th anniversary of Nirvana frontman, Kurt Cobain's suicide, I have decided I have had enough of the internet TEENZ getting the lyrics wrong. I have been in a 5 year Youtube comment fight with all variety of morons over the song "You...

Bill Nye The Science Guy has been shamed from the science community. Rumors abound that he is mean to fans. But is he really a Bill Nye The Bad Guy™? The answer is... yes, and I proved it by prank calling him as a mentally retarded girl. Hear the uncut, uncensored audio from Bill's podcast, Scien...

Chewie made Raven very mad with his terrible edit of the Runnin With Rifles Preview video. Turns out he made Raven look GAY. Raven isn't gay, he is METROSEXUAL, and his father made him dress up like Chyna.

Mersh and Royce begged to be on the Real Ass Podcast with Louis J. Gomez, and it went as well as you would expect. But thanks to asking their fans to astroturf the comments with praise on Youtube, you might not ever realize that the podcast was boring, unfunny, and uncomfortable. Jesse goes over ...

I created Walmart New York City to protect people from the online job lynch mob of dumb women social justice warriors with nothing better to do. Unfortunately, Facebook decided to shut our store down, so I've opened a new one in Santa Cruz, in honor of the Santa Cruz Joker. Once again, in less th...

Dumb bored SJW women with literally nothing better to do have decided to make their hobby getting people fired from their jobs for jokes. Well I've had enough of cancel culture, and I'm doing something about it. A girl named Natasha made an offensive joke on Facebook, and a gaggle of clucking blu...

Jeffrey Epstein completely and obviously, all alone, killed himself while on suicide watch inside his jail cell, in a prison that has only had one suicide in the past 40 years, by breaking all of his own neckbones using a paper towel. In order to give his condolences to the bereaved, Jesse gets h...

A retarded Asian girl has phone sex through a relay service with Tony Soprano. This clip is from OKStupid 3.