Keanu Thompson has DEVOURED the Dabbleverse. The fallout from our episode about Nick Rekieta vs Keanu has been insane. Nick is now watching PODAWFUL in the shower. Citizen M is getting bashed on the clip channels. Keanu is trying to hook me up with her mom (and its working!) ...wait a second, is ...

CRACK THAT WHIP! Nick Rekieta, an alleged actual lawyer, somehow lost a public argument to a girl. The Dabbleverse is now in shambles as their coolest, smartest guy unspools over the mere presence of a comatose Keanu Thompson. RANDOM DRUG TEST TIME: Can I check your fridge real quick? PLUS: Misfi...

The Misfit Patriot is another fake conservative grifter who is speed running becoming a lolcow. Doxxing himself, losing fights, getting caught on Grindr... but there's one thing I need to know. Is this dude a Female-To-Male troon? Let's transvestigate. Miss Fist got invited onto Elijah Schaffer's...