We already won. This is just the victory lap.

For a few months it was all just fun and games. Some fat guy invited Jesse onto his podkitchen, and ever since the Piranhas have been attacking him just for the gag. Well now, Mike Allen, AKA Mark Aspenleiter, has decided he is going to war against cyber bullying. Challenge accepted. Tune in ever...

Ruphio Phenoix called me again to tell me the law.

Ruphio Pheonix and Eric Martin, the Bad Boy of Tik Tok, have tried framing Jesse for the murder of Diana Steinfeld. Time to MAKE THEM PAY. Eric has revealed a terrible secret he hasn't told anyone, and Jesse spills the beans on him with a secret recording. Plus, the WAR TO TURN GOONS TRANS.

Kay and Lee have gone too far. They are instructing their "fans" to go report Pod Awful and get us shut down. Well not on General Jesse's watch. The troops gather to discuss war plans. Do we attempt a peace treaty, or spring for the NUCLEAR OPTION?

The brand new Facebook Cult has already had several leaks to the Dickheads, but Jesse already knows who it was. He doesn't just have their names, but also their numbers, and decides to give them a call. That takes care of one leaker, but there are more to come.

Kenan Jerome Floyd is a broke ass liar, failing his way around the country attempting to do comedy. Hear his terrible, ridiculous podcast, witness how he ran out on paying rent and bills, and watch the most painfully hilarious cringeworthy performance as Kenan stumbles his way through an appearan...

(((Evan Shapiro))) couldn't defend his anti-white tweets. I swear I'm not really a racist, the world is just nuts. I saw Evan listed his phone number on his website, so I called him as his doctor to tell him, "The results are in, you are severely inbred. Don't bother calling back, the condition i...

Another happy customer from the Pod Awful Facebook Terrorism Squad. Even I have no idea what this lunatic is talking about. https://imgur.com/a/85dbS 

Daryl decides to call back for some more gay punishment.

After changing Chang's old Facebook Group into a place for gay guys to eat ass, a Canadian redneck named Daryl got pretty mad that he was added to such a fruity group and wouldn't stop calling me.

General Jesse launches an intelligence investigation into enemy "Alec Wham," a listener who tried to steal Pizza Fund content and doxx Jesse. Also, Nick Rekieta nearly cries live on stream.

General Jesse launches devastating nukes on his ex and an obsessed fan after they team up to try to take him down.

General Jesse and the Piranhas call the cops on Robert Robinson for real. INCLUDES FOOTAGE OF THE COPS SHOWING UP TO TALK TO JESSE!

General Jesse and the Piranhas go to war on Robert Robinson and his pedo ways.

General Jesse goes to war on his ISP and OldSteph.

Gavin McInnes has called Jesse out on his show, claiming Jesse prank called him. Gavin is being a giant baby about it, but Jesse did NOT make the call. It turns out a (((PROUDBOY))) that got made fun of by Jesse on Facebook, LIED to Gavin to try to exact revenge. Jesse declares WAR on Gavin and t...