The cult is tried for its many crimes against pizza by the Hon. Judge Pepperoni S. Parmeseano Esq.

Maddox got his feed hijacked by Dick Masterson. Jesse made a bunch of stupid people angry with advertisements. Brian Alan Fortune's cousin wants fame and fortune. Someone in the cult is having a secret relationship.

I'm so sick of doing literally anything.

Some Australian dude put another clunker comedy special on Netflix called "Nanette," that is supposedly very IMPORTANT comedy. While all the usual culprits say it's "game-changing," Jesse only hears bad things, so he decides to see just how cringeworthy it is. SPOILER ALERT: Lesbian.

I have to get out of here.

Finally.

This was nearly 8 hours. Don't fucking ask me what happened in it. All I remember is near the end we turned Drake's dad working at Best buy into all of the Batman characters.

I got a new drone and I already broke it.

CHRIS HAMILTON is here. Donald Glover plays pretend, Kenan meets Heisenberg, and Chris lives in Trump Tower.

As per Alicia's punishment from last week, we devote an entire FNHE to her new boyfriend, Skyler. Then Deer Göd takes the reigns.

Brandon, The Spiritual Smartass, continues trying to defend himself from a troll onslaught during al livestream. He nearly cries.Pizza Fund Only, don't be a dick.

A man with a gun arrives to the hangout, Shut up Vinny, We write a movie where pedophiles rescue the boys trapped in a cave, Shut up Vinny, Alicia is forced to apologize for her womanly behavior, Shut up Vinny, Jesse is a meme.

Sorry

Kaylee, AKA "First Stop", and her cuck, Corey, join the hangout for the first time to go over the logistics of the new Tour. Jordan has fucked up even harder again. EichenWalt goes live for the Pepsi Challenge.

Sticky Hooves is abusing Whippets, Jesse is gonna get fat on Taco Bell, and Tyler is fired from his job and getting kicked out.

Jesse woke up to find a strange man wandering around his house. Trump derangement syndrome affects even the best of us. Jesse tells the two worst stories of all time. Vinny needs to give Jesse his Eames lounger. Everything ends with a shocking secret between Sara and Jock Jam Jesus.

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James plunges his shitty roommate Tyler into the forever-dark realm, Jordan is banished from the cult, and Jesse previews the alpha-release of his new video game, Zuck Hunt.