THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS REAL: Ethan Ralph IS Chris Chan - DF32
AN EASTER SPECIAL! HE IS RISEN. My twin brother Jeff rose from the dead to prank Ethan Ralph while the Killstream is live. Ethan finally got the Also, Cocks stickers I've been trying to give him for over a year, but unfortunately immediately after that Ethan got SWATTED. In some big mix-up I wound up arrested as a result. After a few days in jail, I emerged again from the cell a changed man. I found religion. The religion of all lolcows, Goons, and extremely online weirdos. Upon this rock I will form the church of CHRIS-CHAN -ianity. Brothers and Sisters, I witnessed the Dimensional Merge happen before my own eyes at the arrest of Chris Chan, and in that moment I saw the TRANSformation of Ethan Ralph. PLUS: A call to the Killstream Bowling alley about a certain trophy, and a certain limited edition sticker is now on sale.
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- Dark Future