A virtual Tour of the classiest prison resort for white people. A place to get away from it all, and experience a modern form of freedom.Lovingly nicknamed Goontanamo Bay by the voluntary inmates, Robert J. Gaylord MAXIMUM SECURITY RESORT PENITENTIARY boasts the 5 star accommodations you've becom...

Shaking off the Kino and Cozy, Ryan Katsu Rivera's prison amenities pitch, Prank Calling Alec Baldwin and the armorer from Rust, Boat Threats, Prisondude discusses his HIV and ruins his chances of going to prison, a little Hate Mail, You are allowed to say it now on Twitter, Horible Twitter Handl...

The Onion created one of my favorite comedy sketches of all time. The premise is an autistic reporter covers a story in a jail, and falls in love with the routine and security of imprisonment. What if that sketch were real? Well, now it is. I bought a prison, and I happen to have found the most w...

EPISODE 34: Dark Future. RULE 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. Unfortunately, the Goons exist. I was watching old ROTC clips when I was reminded of that time Royce said, "And there it is, there's the dick measuring contest!" I couldn't help but think to myself, "Great idea!" It's Short-Arme...

RETURN TO PICKLE, People Stealing Pizza Fund and getting caught, Goon Alarm going off on the chatters, Matt Jarbo meets Mr. Pickle and Baked Alaska, Ruining pranks, a certain comedian e-celeb is a straight up PARANORMAL GUY, former cult member Drake's embarrassing Youtube channel, Soup Porter is ...

Quantum-Dimensional-Merge 7D Chess against the entire internet has brought the AUGold of the internet to their knees. A prank on everyone online during the internet's BIGGEST (and most disappointing) DEBATE: Nick Fuentes vs. Mister Metokur. Jesse was invited onto the Kino Casino with PPP and Andy...

I tried to order a Pickle Suit to the show and ended up in a Kafka-esque hellscape of robots and Mexicans, Scott is a child pornographer, and Mini Manson is PISSED OFF at Scott over a shopping mall concert tour.

AN EASTER SPECIAL! HE IS RISEN. My twin brother Jeff rose from the dead to prank Ethan Ralph while the Killstream is live. Ethan finally got the Also, Cocks stickers I've been trying to give him for over a year, but unfortunately immediately after that Ethan got SWATTED. In some big mix-up I woun...

Do I look 5'1", bitch? (I have no idea who put the sticker on in Dallas. Just heard it happened.)

Trying to get the Pod Awperatives to actually get good footage of the Killstream Bowling Event is like pulling teeth. Jesse has a Big Baby Freakout™ at Lenny and Jeremy for getting drunk and bowling instead of capturing Goon Magic. Witness the moment they miss doing a Finga Gunz drive-by on Ethan...

Back in my hometown for my Brother's funeral, just found out Ethan cancelled his big KILLSTREAM show about my brother. Wonder why?

Wrapping up the Ethan Ralph Bowling undercover operation, Mister Metokur finally acknowledging Pod Awful while sneak dissing Jesse, and Royce and Mersh getting slawbombed IRL while being forced to take selfies.

THE KILLSTREAM KINGPIN INVITATIONAL! Ethan Ralph, Royce, Mersh, Dick Masterson, Alex Stein, Destiny, Pat Dixon, Chaggot, and more all under one roof. Pod Awful's cult members showed up undercover to capture the event. Meet Dick Masterson's secret boyfriend, watch the entire event get SLAWBOMBED, ...

A preview of the Gunterballs Bowling Spectacular, an interview with the guy who elbowed Ethan Ralph in the face, and THE NEW KILLSTREAM BABY with a surprise appearance by Mini Manson!

Kino Casino got a livestream ban and H2BH the Show came to the rescue. Truly the greatest guy.

Bob Hickman watched the Pod Awful episode about the Will Smith / Chris Rock Oscars Slap Conspiracy, and shares his thoughts (which are also god's thoughts [same size]). Watch it yourself here: https://youtu.be/oXJx-sWJMs0

Everyone has a TAKE on the Will Smith and Chris Rock thing. EVERYONE. Howard Stern. Ben Shapiro. Nick Rekieta. Steven Crowder. Jim Carrey. Russel Brand. Sam Hyde... really? Sam, too? Jesus. Who else, uh... REDBAR actually came back to life just to say something about it, and then promptly returne...

We get to know one of Marilyn Manson's most autistic fans, and why Jesse is so uncomfortable with them being in the Cult. A certain shock rocker is CONFIRMED to have watched Pod Awful. Will Smith slaps Chris Rock live during the Oscars to prove he isn't gay, proves the opposite.

I WAS DUMPED BY Marilyn Manson. We are no longer best friends. As a result, I will NEVER DO ANOTHER EPISODE ABOUT MARILYN MANSON AGAIN... except this one. I already promised Mini Manson, the trans autistic Manson impersonator performer, that they could do a full concert on my show. Not only am I ...

Mini Manson is running late for their big concert, and the son of Richard Branson is NOT HAPPY. Mini Manson isn't dressed and ready, and Zoom is about to boot us all off the call. It's a ticking time bomb scenario! If you were wondering why Scott was so pissed during the main episode, this is it.