It was bound to happen eventually. Sentient pile of mashed potatoes, Amy Schumer, is back on Netflix with a new comedy special, and with no fear of a one star rating because they already removed the rating system for her. Also, this time she's got a new thing to joke about other than her vagina. ...

John Oliver actually did a semi-interesting episode of Last Week Tonight. Their topic was "Public Shaming" but they completely missed that the actual compelling part of what they spoke about was manufactured outrage. The news literally just makes things up hoping you will get mad, because otherwi...

Inexplicably, people LOVE Walmart. I always thought you just went there because it was cheap and close by, but no. People post about it and like it on social media. They are brand loyal. There are guys with cerebral palsy who love WORKING there, and are mad they are getting rid of greeter jobs. T...

I'm tired of all the Alt Right trolls saying women can't be funny. Amy Schumer used to be VERY funny, and I believe she still can be. We have to get her into comedy boot camp now, to shut up all these incel Men's Rights Activists for good. Just to prove women are funny, I've found the funniest fe...

????rie Larson says she doesn't hate white dudes, but white dudes really don't want to see her movie.????ealizing that white dudes are most of the audience for these dumb Marvel movies,????nd probably not wanting to repeat the disasters of the Lady Ghostbusters movie,????ow the Disney execs are t...

Targeted Individuals, or "T.I.'s", are a group of people who definitely do NOT have schizophrenia, and believe they are being manipulated and monitored by a mysterious crew of "gang stalkers." Nobody is sure if it is the government, or the illuminati, or aliens behind it, but what they do know is...

L.A.-based "comedian's comedian" BRODY STEVENS committed suicide, so now all the podcasts and comedian Twitter timelines are full of people looking to get some sympathy plugs. Stand Up comedians are shameless and repugnant, but Jesse has a theory that maybe this wasn't suicide at all. Maybe, JUST...

Bob Hickman (#SAMESIZE) wrote a bizarre book called "Visions of the Beast with Seven Heads and Ten Horns" that his nephew claims may reveal Bob to be a murderer. Jesse has gotten the book and plans to crack the code. Also, Chau Van Truong (Ching Chang Chong) is getting producers for his movie "Se...

Ruphio Pheonix AKA RWBY Rox AKA GameX YES HD is the world's worst gaming streamer, and the internet's biggest #GOON. He's finally had enough of getting trolled online, and has decided to stop hiding from the cyber bullies. He has brought back his old username and Youtube channel. There's just one...

BLACK MISERY MONTH: Black people wash meat and white people don't. This is the cause of all racism. Jesse tries his best to save black lives by explaining why washing meat is not just bad for you, but makes your food taste bad. PLUS, we crank call several restaurants to find out whether or not th...

Bob Hickman is a bizarre figure on the internet. He believes God is inside his body (#SAMESIZE). Bob is too elusive a figure for an interview, but Jesse manages to speak to his nephew, Joshua Hickman, about old Uncle Bob. Joshua reveals their whole family sees and hears God, that Bob runs his own...

Nathan Phillips (AKA Chief Crying Wolf) lied about being a Vietnam vet. CNN had to publish a retraction, and Snopes is doing their best to tell the truth without upsetting George Soros. While Jesse was the first to call it, it was Navy SEAL Don Shipley, the Boomer of Doom, who published Shitting ...

The worst stand up comic on Earth, Dante, is a #Cringe impressionist who lost on Last Comic Standing. He also happens to be the manager of #RonJeremy, and we believe he isn't giving Ron a fair cut. Luckily we got access to Dante's voicemails to find out just how bad a manager he is. Turns out, Da...

Perez Hilton announced his love of Pod Awful, and as everyone knows, Pod Awful is an evil, right-wing, alt right podcast that deserves to be deplatformed, so Perez must be alt right too. Either that, or you can pay him to say literally anything for less than thirty bucks. Either way, he took some...

The worst gamer I have ever seen streaming on Youtube is a guy named RWBY Rox. He can't aim, doesn't know when he's playing against bots, and yet still thinks he is God's gift to gaming. His real name is Ruphio Pheonix, and he is quite mad at me for bringing attention to his awful channel. #GOON ...

My best friend and a listener of the show, Diana Steinfeld, was brutally and senselessly murdered by an unknown attacker. As we mourn her loss, Jesse explores the events that lead up to her death, including statements made by her ex-boyfriend, Ruphio Pheonix. Jesse also listens to a secret record...

There is a terrible website called CAMEO.COM where washed up "celebs" will say anything for some money. Recently Brett Favre, Andy Dick, and Soulja Boy got tricked by the alt right into saying anti-semitic messages. Well Jesse and Ryan Katsu Rivera had the idea first. About a month ago, Jesse got...

In the wake of the #MeToo movement, men everywhere are being accused falsely of crimes. Meanwhile, women keep getting away with committing them. Ruphio Pheonix is a victim of REVENGE PORN, his ex-girlfriend shared his nudes all over the internet. She also falsely claimed he raped her. She even ma...

The internet's BEST gaming show is BACK with an ALL NEW HOST! Ruphio Pheonix from the RWBY Rox Youtube channel brings his gamer ethics and Call Of Duty expertise to the show along with long time host, FIST. This episode they discuss Sweet Anita's Tourette Syndrome, Bayonetta's boobs, and destroyi...

The internet finally realized that the #H3Podcast is terrible, and Ethan and Hila are complete morons with nothing to say. Oh, and it turns out their new clothing line, Teddy Fresh, is the uniform of the #ALTRIGHT. PLUS: Gavin McInnes quits the #Proudboys, Tay Zonday's secret relationship, and Ru...